TSA (twits, sycophants, a-holes)

Actually, TSA is an acronym for Transportation Security Administration. As air travel has become increasingly impossible since the advent of this agency some of the anecdotes are priceless. The latest is the woman with inconspicuous body piercings. She cleared the metal detector OK but for some reason she was subjected to a wand sweep. When passing over her chest the alarm sounded. She informed the agent that she had nipple piercings and she would be happy to show them to her in private. The female agent refused calling over a male colleague who demanded she remove the rings before she could clear security and board her flight. Humiliated, she filed a formal complaint. Enter Gloria Allred, obnoxious defender of women's (primarily) civil rights and media hog, who said, "the last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon." While that is a matter of opinion, the rule of law prevails and the TSA has both apologized and changed their policies to accommodate wearers of body jewelry all the while maintaining the goal of keeping the skies safe and friendly for all.