Monday, September 29, 2008

In flames

...as in FIRE!
...or is it "liar, liar pants on fire"
...or maybe Fire Sale

The Bush Administration, a debacle by most standards, has proposed a $700,000,000,000. Emergency Economic Stabilization plan to relieve banks of bad debt so they can loosen their belts and get tightly contracted credit flowing. Credit, of course, being how this economy functions and since much of of it is coming from overseas we don't have the leverage to agitate our sugar daddies given we're in hawk for at least the next generation. Since Bushie is fresh out of any political capital he may have thought he had, I am reticent to believe a single thing he and his operatives say. Will the economy really melt down if we don't prop up the banks? How much risk to that end are we willing to bear? My inclination is to let the chips fall where they may. But it's not just greedy "Wall Street" big shots who suffer. This situation could become so protracted that it effects us all. We, the taxpayers, are damned either way unless the government gets such a smokin' deal on the mortgage loans that they can either recoup a lot of it by reworking the deals or eventually sell them for profit. Imagine that your landlord is the US government! That should work about as well as any other federal agency.

Honestly, I'm not surprised the bill was defeated because it's rife with uncertainty. I read the text of the proposal and while its objectives are clear, the details are rather unsettling. Nobody really knows how deep and ugly this thing is or what it's going to take to right it. The key components are the purchase of "troubled assets", relief for homeowners, caps on executive compensation and some gratuitous elements thrown in for good measure to make it look like they care about our money like an oversight committee, transparency, and tax implications. If the current oversight committee of incompetent a-holes - Chris Dodd, Barney Frank, navigated by George Bush et al. - had been doing it's job, we wouldn't have need for another. There is so much blame to go around that everybody has proverbial blood on their hands. Why are people just now finally accusing Washington of being irresponsible in not passing this bill? Both sides of the isle have been culpable for a decade. We have a systemic economic problem, spurred by policy problems, exacerbated by greed and worsened by lack of oversight.

We all know that if we make bad decisions in our personal lives there are consequences. I'm not seeing too many consequences for reckless bankers or irresponsible borrowers. I do not wish to be punitive but I hope for fairness. I work 3 jobs to make sure I can make good on that which I've committed to and resent having to play fireman as well to rescue out the smarmy.



Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sea Legs are for the Gulls

Well, I'm no longer a virgin but I henceforth take a vow of abstinence. It seems I am a landlubber. I spent the weekend on my first cruise. We boarded a big ship out of the Port of Long Beach and set sail for Ensenada, Mexico which, literally a three hour tour from LA, took overnight ruddering along at a snail's pace. With all the shaking and rolling I had the vague feeling of being in a perpetual earthquake. I had overcome being peeved about getting bumped from the boat we were originally booked on and was looking forward to a new experience relaxing with some really great friends and meeting new ones. Carnival is supposed to be the fun ship. Get it? Carnival. Being that it is a relatively inexpensive excursion, imagine the people this type of cruise attracts - whether it was the band of gypsies parading around in dreadlocks, tattoos and clanging castanets or unwieldy children body checking into our cabin door at all hours. There was lots that sucked about this type of vacation - it was like Las Vegas on a dingy, uber cheese and all. Suffice it to say there was enough that I won't be scrambling to get on another ship in this lifetime. But let me tell you what didn't suck.
  • The scrumptious bed linens which I learned can be purchased in Carnival's online store. Christmas is just around the corner, folks - hint, hint!
  • The cocktail waiter in the dining room had buns of steel and the sexiest smile keeping all of us girls swooning and plotting how to score a night cap.
  • Piano man Barry provided hours of odd and unusual entertainment from the Brady Bunch theme to Name That Tune games. He was off-color in an unassuming and deviant way and gave everyone who dared enter his abode a fun nickname. He brought out the best and worst in all of us - like Jerry stripping off his knickers and flinging them at the piano only to make their way around the bar and onto my head!
  • The esthetician who scrubbed me down with a ginger and lime salt glow, rubbed out all my knots and gave me a most relaxing aromatherapy facial was a definite highlight.
  • And the absolute best thing about the cruise was spending valuable time with great friends in a contained environment sipping fruity, tropical cocktails.
I still have sea legs after 36 hours. I hope this isn't a permanent souvenir.




Monday, September 15, 2008

Rational Thought vs. Rationalizing Behavior

I attended a talk at the Ronald Reagan Library presented by the Pepperdine School of Public Policy. It was delivered by James Q. Wilson, professor and author, titled The Genetic Basis for Political Viewpoints. The title intrigued me so I wanted to hear what he had to say about the matter. As the nature versus nurture debate continues to swirl I was curious to know if there is a Republican or a Democrat, left or right, liberal or conservative gene. There is not. What does exist is the heredity toward personality, intelligence, faith in God, hence, ideology. It is the genetics of personality, as observed by UCSD, that drives voting and political persuasion. The former are fairly well defined by the age of 26 and modified only slightly over time - mostly by pier influences. That we often share our parents' political outlook is because we share their genes not because they nurtured us that way. In fact, scholars and scientists have concluded that parents have very little influence over their children, rather our friends during adolescense are the preeminent influencers, or "norm centers", giving truth to the "biology is not destiny" adage.

The take away? We are all complex individuals, created with free will and shaped both naturally and environmentally and, at least for the time being, have the freedom to choose - a right that should be respected no matter which wing you fly with.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Full of, um, Wax


It's no secret that I think LA's mayor is incompetent and self-important. He has held the post for 3 years and the city is infinitely worse than when he took office. The LA Weekly, basically an event calender, happens to be the most honest paper in town doing the best job at reporting real news about our city. Check out this week's expose on Tony V. Read and weep. The wax figure is such an apropos metaphor it couldn't be more brilliant.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Help End Hunger Now

Help save lives and cast your vote for International Medical Corps (or any other project that touches your heart). American Express will award the winner $1.5 M, a sum that goes a long way to feeding malnourished children. In the words of John F. Kennedy, "One person can make a difference and every person should try."

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Running amuk

The intent, and logic, of the persons in charge of our city services is specious. The city purchased 30 "articulated" buses - you know, the bendy ones with the accordian in the middle - to the tune of nearly a half million dollars each. Turns out the load of these buses is too heavy for some of our roads therefore creating pot holes and other road damage in their wake. The pot holes are so destructive that they crack the frames on the heavy buses causing them to be taken out of service to repair the damage they caused! This makes for untold expenses in vehicular repair, lost transit revenue, productivity as a result of gridlock & road repair, which btw there is only one pot-hole-fixer truck for 275 miles of road. If the road wear is so severe that it is destroying the chassis on these big, heavy buses imagine what it's doing to your car. As usual, planners knee-jerk for short term solutions without considering the larger problems they create in the long term. What a laugh.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Baracuda Sarah

I have no allegiance to any particular political party. I pride myself in being an independent thinker and making choices based on my life experience and convictions in conjunction with what I learn of the world and others. For those of you who don't know (and most do as I make no qualms about sharing) I would categorize myself as generally a fiscal conservative and a social liberal. As important as this election is in our history and as desperate as I am to help move the country forward with my lowly little voice, I had ceded that I wouldn't be voting for the office of U.S. President because I couldn't throw my support behind either candidate. I've shared before that Obama is too much of a socialist for my conscience and in the same vein McCain espouses certain principles that run counter to my own.

Let's recap the baboon, I mean baracuda, fete of the RNC: Laura Bush is ever-gracious and a picture of elegance and demureness. Bushie can't be THAT bad of a man to land a lady like her. That said, good riddance to G.W. If only Fred Thompson had had so much verve earlier this year he may have gone a little further in his own run to the top but he obviously is a constant friend and advocate for McCain and his unwavering character and honor. Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe Leiberman. Bizarre!!!!! I can see how he didn't do any favors for Al Gore in 2000. And did Rudy Guiliani steal Palin's lipstick, 'cause he's the pit bull? (Or maybe they've been hanging out together so long they're on the same cycle). The strategists couldn't have been more obvious during the Cindy McCain bio. Hers is the quintessential American Dream; a "rags to riches" story. They tried very hard to highlight her family's humble beginnings and prove how hard work can lead to prosperity and how anybody can participate in this notion.

Sarah Palin is a powerhouse and killed out there! It irks me when people criticize Palin's inexperience. For starters, she's not running for president. But in the event that should happen, she seems to have more applicable and appropriate executive experience than any of them. Honestly, unless you've ever been a sitting US president, how can your resume measure up to the task? I was initially disappointed that McCain asked her to join him thinking that it was simply because of her gender/youth hoping to combat one history making moment with another. In actuality, the McCain campaign has challenged a platform of "change" with "reform" and spat in the face of stale entrenchment with their brand of maverick, kick-ass trailblazing. Besides, I don't think one should underestimate the challenges Moms face and believe this singular fact provides authority, diplomacy and leadership by default (unless you're a crack whore). I think the McCain camp believes they can win but they're worried he might not live another 8 years. It looks like he's preparing her to run against Hillary in 4. John McCain might actually pull this off. He may not be as charismatic as Obama but he is certainly as compelling in his own way. He is the epitome of an American and embodies what it means to have those values running through your veins. He is a true servant and his plea for all to serve our fellow citizens in whatever capacity possible underscores his compassion.

I have never been very warm to the Democratic spiel because I find it inherently condescending that the government knows better how to govern our individual lives. Likewise, I am extremely leery of Republican flippancy. For these reasons I may still sit this one out but we have another looonnnnggg 2 months ahead so anything can happen.

The lopsided science & technology debate: a monologue

Remember Science Debate 2008? The science community rallied the masses to urge presidential candidates to discuss their positions on various important issues facing our country's inhabitants and the future of humankind frankly. Here are the answers to 14 pressing questions as complied by sifting and narrowing what YOU want to know. No matter how you feel about the answers at least Obama put his thoughts down with regard to where he hopes to take the country and how he thinks about these very important issues. Will McCain weigh in, or will he dismiss yet another
thing important to the American people? Thanks, Nick, for pointing this out to me :]