Mid-westerners are sooo uptight. If your lawn mower doesn't start, why CAN'T you shoot it? This is the best story I've heard in a long time. I laughed out loud with my mouth wide open. A Milwaukee resident (pictured), Mr. Welandowski, has been arrested and faces 6 years in the clink because the policeman has a bug up his butt and didn't buy the argument, "it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want." Maybe if he were more welandowski with a few more toofies and a hairbrush they wouldn't have mistaken him for a nutbird hillbilly and overlooked the felony lawn rage.
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